Easter Jokes

Easter Jokes

Happy Easter Jokes
Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A: It’s a tender tail!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
A: He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.

Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs (X) marks the spot!

Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
A: One to three for breaking and entering.

Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
A: It’s pretty hard to swallow!

Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
A: Went on their bunnymoon!

Q: Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
A: He wanted them to lay colourful eggs!



Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: ‘Heard any good yolks lately!’

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!

Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
A: The Oyster Bunny!

Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!

Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a rooster?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’s work?
A: Tired.

Q: What did the Easter rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing at you.

Q: How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
A: With hare spray!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What do you get when you find a Easter rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare-dryer!

Q: Do you know how the Easter bunny stays in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Q: Why did the bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop!

Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A: A chance to make another one.

Q: How does the Easter bunny stay healthy?
A: Eggercise.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What kinds of books do bunnies like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!

Q: What do you call cute little rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Q: Why was the Easter rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache!

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: Because it has four rabbit’s feet!

Q: Why did the Easter rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s laid off.

Q: What do you call the Easter bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!

Q: Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: What do you call 13 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn’t want the other cute bunnies to know tht he was fooling around with the chickens.

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
A: The Easter Bunana!

Q: How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
A: He said it was eggs-cellent!

Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A: By hare plane!

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Q: Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A: Join the Hare Force.

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for three hours!

Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A: Join the Hare Force.

Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!

Q: Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?
A: Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Q: Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
A: I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

Q: Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
A: He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
A: Because it’s always on a sundae!

Q: Did you about the Easter Bunny that sat on an ice-cream cone?
A: It’s a long cold tail!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny study karate?
A: To crack eggs!

Q: Where does Christmas come before Easter?
A: In the dictionary!

Q: How come the Easter bunny is going green?
A: Lower taxes!

Q: What do you call an Easter egg you have dropped on the floor?
A: Crackers!

Q: Why did the Easter bunny shave off his fur?
A: Global warming!

 

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