2013 Easter Jokes
Q: Do you know why Easter eggs are so colorful?
A: The Easter Bunny has always wanted to be a tattoo artist!
Q: Why did the Easter egg melt?
A: Global warming!
Q: Did you hear about the low cholesterol Easter eggs?
A: They are just plain chicken eggs!
Q: How many easter eggs are hiding in a rainbow?
A: None, The leprechaun ate them all!
Q: What’s white and fills up your Easter basket?
A: The Easter bunny!
Q: Why did Alice go down the hole?
A: To find a rabbit!
Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A: A chocolate one!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with an Easter egg in his pocket?
A: Fair game!
Q: Why did the Easter bunny goto Australia?
A: To hop a lift with a kangaroo!
A: They are both not a foot long!
Q: Did you hear about the Easter bunny that ate a chicken?
A: He has been laying eggs all day!
Q: Why does the Easter bunny study judo?
A: To throw eggs around!
Q: What is easter bunny’s mix martial arts name?
A: Lucky foot!
Q: Why was the easter bunny kicked off the bus?
A: He didn’t have the right hare!
Q: Why is the Easter bunny the best soccer player in the world?
A: He has a lucky kicking foot!
Q: Did you hear about the bunny that kissed a chicken?
A: It’s been easter eggs ever since!
Q: Why can’t you keep a chicken in jail?
A: Because he always cracks himself out!
Q: Did you hear about the Easter bunny that lost his ears?
A: Neither could he!
Q: How did the Easter bunny lift up the tree?
A: He was egg-stra strong!
Q: What is the Easter bunny’s favorite day of the week?
Q: Do you hear about the rich rabbit?
A: He was a billionhare!
Q: What makes a hot cross bunny?
A: The sun!
Q: How do rabbits keep their rabbit holes cool in summer?
A: They use hare conditioning!
Q: Where does the chicken fill up the car?
A: At Shell!
Q: What did the boy say when he found 100 eggs?
A: “I’m egg-hausted”
Q: Why do chickens sit on eggs?
A: They don’t have chairs!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bunny with a snake?
A: A jump rope!
Q: What is the Easter bunny favorite subject?
Q: What did the Easter bunny give to his wife?
A: The lucky foot!
Q: What kind of rabbit comes out on good Friday night?
A: A nighthare!
Q: Why is the Easter bunny so smart?
A: He has an Egg-cellent Education!