2013 Easter Jokes

2013 Easter Jokes

2013 Easter Jokes

Q: Do you know why Easter eggs are so colorful?
A: The Easter Bunny has always wanted to be a tattoo artist!

Q: How does the Easter bunny know he has air mail?Easter Eggs
A: There is a hare on his roof!

Q: Why did the Easter egg melt?
A: Global warming!

Q: Did you hear about the low cholesterol Easter eggs?
A: They are just plain chicken eggs!

Q: How many easter eggs are hiding in a rainbow?
A: None, The leprechaun ate them all!

Q: What’s white and fills up your Easter basket?
A: The Easter bunny!

Q: Why did Alice go down the hole?
A: To find a rabbit!

Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A: A chocolate one!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with an Easter egg in his pocket?
A: Fair game!

Q: Why did the Easter bunny goto Australia?
A: To hop a lift with a kangaroo!


Q: What do the Easter bunny and a Subway sandwich have in common?
A: They are both not a foot long!

Q: Did you hear about the Easter bunny that ate a chicken?
A: He has been laying eggs all day!

Q: Why does the Easter bunny study judo?
A: To throw eggs around!

Q: What is easter bunny’s mix martial  arts name?
A: Lucky foot!

Q: Why was the easter bunny kicked off the bus?
A: He didn’t have the right hare!

2013 Easter bunnyQ: How does the Easter bunny take a bath?
A: With a hop, a skip and a splash!

Q: Why is the Easter bunny the best soccer player in the world?
A: He has a lucky kicking foot!

Q: Did you hear about the bunny that kissed a chicken?
A: It’s been easter eggs ever since!

Q: Why can’t you keep a chicken in jail?
A: Because he always cracks himself out!

Q: Did you hear about the Easter bunny that lost his ears?
A: Neither could he!

Q: How did the Easter bunny  lift up the tree?
A: He was egg-stra strong!

Q: What is the Easter bunny’s favorite day of the week?
A: Sundae!

Q: Do you hear about the rich rabbit?
A: He was a billionhare!

Q: What makes a hot cross bunny?
A: The sun!

Q: How do rabbits keep their rabbit holes cool in summer?
A: They use hare conditioning!

easter 2013Q: What kind of phone does a chick have?
A: A shell phone!

Q: Where does the chicken fill up the car?
A: At Shell!

Q: What did the boy say when he found 100 eggs?
A: “I’m egg-hausted”

Q: Why do chickens sit on eggs?
A: They don’t have chairs!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bunny with a snake?
A: A jump rope!

Q: What is the Easter bunny favorite subject?
A: Egglish!

Q: What did the Easter bunny give to his wife?
A: The lucky foot!

Q: What kind of rabbit comes out on good Friday night?
A: A nighthare!

Q: Why is the Easter bunny so smart?
A: He has an Egg-cellent Education!


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