Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Chicken jokes

Q: Who tells chicken jokes?
A: Comedihens!

Q: Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t have enough guts!

Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!

Q: What do you get if you cross a LandRover with a baby chicken?
A: A ‘Jeep-Jeep’!!!!!!

Q: Why don’t chickens like people?Chicken jokes
A: They beat eggs!

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs!

Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Information Superhighway?
A: To get to the other site!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was in my gut!

Q: Why should a school not be near a chicken farm?
A: So the pupils don’t overhear fowl language!

Q: Why is it easy for baby chickens to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!

Chicken jokesQ: Why do chickens lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they’d break!

Q. What do you call the chicken that crossed the road?
A. Poultry in motion!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the state line?
A: To get out of Kentucky!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Well, he was feeling confident, it was a nice spring day, traffic was light, visibility was good, and all the other chickens were doing it!

Q: How does a chicken mail a letter?
A: In a HEN-velope.

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bell?
A: A bird that has to wring its own neck!

Q: What is Superchicken’s real identity?
A: Cluck Kent!

Chicken jokesQ: What do you call a team of chickens playing football?
A: Fowl play!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the hay field?
A. To get to the other scythe!

Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!

Q: What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road, Rolls In The
Dirt, Crosses The Road, And Again Rolls In The Dirt?
A: A Dirty Double-Crossing Chicken!

Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you’re the chicken!

Q: What do call a chicken that got too close to a nuclear plant?
A: Atomic cluck!

Q: What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
A: It was eggspelled!

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!

Q: Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
A: Because he works for chicken feed!

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost Beef!

Q: How did the chicken end up in the soup pot?
A: The farmer’s wife told her it was a chicken Jacuzzi!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line!

Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell!

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick-layer!

Q: What do you call a chicken with a disability?
A: Hendicapped!

Q: What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
A: An egg-splosion!

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would Caesar!

Chicken jokesQ: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was trying out a new pair of roller blades!

Q: Why did the rooster file for divorce?
A: He was tired of being hen-pecked!

Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
A: She lays hand gren-eggs!

Q: Why did the rooster stay inside during the blizzard?
A: It was ‘fowl’ weather!

Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From Scratch!

Q: Why does a rooster watch TV?
A: For hentertainment!

Q: Why does a rooster read chicken jokes at easterjokes.org?
A: For hentertainment!

 

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