Easter Jokes For Twitter
Looking for some Easter jokes to use on Twitter then use some of these funny Easter jokes. Feel free to use any of these Easter jokes below. Some are lame and some are funny, but what ever the need it’s a great way to twit your followers something for Easter!
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What does a rooster say to a spring hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing at you!
Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A: His powder puff is on the wrong end!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken inside!
Q: What does the Easter bunny use when making Easter eggs?
A: A hare-net!
Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait all night!
Q: How do you post to the Easter bunny?
A: By hare mail!
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s was laid off!
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies!
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A: One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Q: What happen to the naughty bunny when he grew up?
A: He had to join the Hare Force!
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because the kid cracked is head and now he has an eggache!
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in such good shape?