Easter Bunny Jokes

Easter Bunny Jokes



Q: What do you call it when a rabbit has an accident with a knife?
A: A hare cut.

Q: What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A:  A harenet.

Q: What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
A: Cold.

Q: Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.

Q: How many hairs in a rabbit’s tail?
A: None, they’re all on the outside.

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
A: The e-aster bunny.

Q: What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?
A: One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head!

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
A: It took ears off his life!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
A: An Easter basket case!

Q: Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?
A: Rabbit De Niro!

Q: Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
A: She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Q: A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?
A: The rabbit had two b’s already.

Q: What college did the Easter Bunny graduate from?
A: John HOPkins

Q: What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
A: HOP  Suey

Q: Which test does a rabbit want to flunk?
A: Paternity Test

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn’t want the other bunnies to know tht he was fooling around with the chickens.

Q: Where do Easter bunnies dance?
A: At the basketball.

Q:  What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A:  A funny bunny.

Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A: One with a hoppy ending.

Q: Why did the Easter rabbit cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: Egghead!

Q: What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A: Baby rabbits.

Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A: A bunny laughing its head off.

Q: What do you call it when a Easter rabbit has an accident with a knife?
A. A hare cut.

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
A: To the retail store.

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he was eggo-centric!

Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The first Rabbit to lay and egg.

Q: How do you post a bunny?
A: Hare mail.

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: Neither–the Easter Bunny!

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A: A bunion.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: One. After that the basket won’t be empty.

Q: What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A: A runny bunny.

Q: How do you make a Easter Bunny stew?
A: Make it wait for three hours!

Q: What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A: A hare-net.

Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!

Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?
A: The Bunny Hop.

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has four rabbits’ feet.

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Q. Where does a bunny go when it dies?
A: To the hare-after.

Q. How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
A: When it has hares in it.

Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.

Q. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
A: Thistle have to do!

Q: Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A: He didn’t have the hare fare.

Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.

Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny.

Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A: Join the Hare Force.

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A: Just look for the gray hares.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter.


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