Easter Chicken Jokes

Easter Chicken Jokes


Q:  Why did the chicks cross the Basketball court?
A:  They heard the coach yelling FOWL!

Q:  Why did the rooster stay outside dring the blizzard?
A:  It was ‘fowl’ weather.

Q:  Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A:  Fry-day.

Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It egg-splodes.

Q: What is Superchicken’s real identity?
A: Cluck Kent.

Q:  Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A:  With four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Q:  Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A:  To get to the other slide.

Q:  Why don’t chickens like people?
A:  Because we beat eggs.

Q:  Why did the rooster run away?
A:  He was chicken.

Q:  What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A:  It might take me awhile to get hard I just got laid.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

Q:  Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A:  Because she was afraid someone would caesar!

Q:  Which dance will a chicken not do?
A:  The foxtrot.

Q:  Why does a rooster watch TV?
A:  For hentertainment.

Q:  What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: He kicked the bucket.

Q: What time do chickens go to lunch?
A: Twelve o cluck.

Q: How do chickens dance?
A: Chick to chick.

Q:  Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A:  Because it was stuck to the chicken.

Q:  How do you know when a chicken is under arrest?
A:  She’s wearing hencuffs.

Q:  What happens when a chicken eats gunpowder?
A:  She lays a hand gren-egg.

Q:  What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A:  They go on peck-nics!

Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck.

Q:  Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t have enough guts.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls.

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers pointed the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death.

Q:  What does a chicken wipe his beak with?
A:  A henkerchief.

Q:  Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:  She wanted to see a man lay a brick.

Q:  Why did the turkey cross the road?
A:  It was the chicken’s day off.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down.

Q: Which religious man do chickens fear most?
A: The friar.

Q: Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
A: Because it ran out of c-luck.

Q:  Why did the turkey cross the road?
A:  To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Q:  What does an alarm cluck say?
A:  Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!

Q:  What plants do chickens grow on?
A:  Eggplants.

Q:  Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A:  Because talk is cheep.

Q: What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
A: Pooched eggs.

Q: Where do you chickens find jokes to tell?
A: A yolk book.

Q:  Why did the chicken cross the internet?
A:  It wanted to get to the other site.

Q:  What do you call a rooster who wakes you up?
A:  An alarm cluck.

Q:  What do you call a crazy chicken?
A:  A cuckoo clock.

Q:  What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A:  The bombshell.

Q:  Why did the chicken disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.

Q: Why did the rooster file for divorce?
A: He was tired of being hen-pecked.

Q:  How do you stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday?
A:  Eat him on Saturday!


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