Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A: Because no one wants to quit.
Q: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car.
A: Eat it in the parking lot.
Q: If you get melted chocolate all over your hands?
A: You know that the Easter bunny was just to slow.
Q: How do you know when a complete moron has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: Why do complete morons hate M&Ms?
A: They’re too hard to peel.
Q: What job function does a complete moron have in an M&M factory?
Q: How do you confuse a complete moron?
A: Ask him to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why don’t they make white M&M’s?
A: Because they’d enslave the black M&M’s, steal all the red M&Ms’ land, hunt the blue M&M’s to extinction, accuse the yellow M&M’s of obstructing trade, start a panic that the little green M&M’s were invading the Earth, and complain that the brown M&M’s were taking all their jobs.
Q: Why beware of chocolate squares?
A: Because chocolate squares makes you round.
Q: What do you become after seven days without chocolate?
Q: What is an astronaut’s favourite chocolate
A: A Milky Way or a Mars bar!
Q: What did the Chocolate Easter Egg say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up.
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: She was throwing out all the W’s!
Q: What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?
A: Going my Milky Way?
Q: Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?
A: Because prisoners break out.
Q: What happens when you eat too much candy?
A: It makes you THICK to your stomach.
Q: Do you know the difference between a candy bar and a rotten banana?
A: You don’t know? Good. Then you eat the banana.
Q: Why did the plump lady eat a whole bag of broken cookies?
A: Because she was feeling crummy.
Easter Chocolate One Liners
- Life without chocolate Easter eggs is no life at all.
- So much Easter chocolate. So little time!
- The best things in life are chocolate bunnies.
- And on the eighth day god created the chocolate Easter Bunny.
- Easter chocolate is cheaper than therapy because it’s a gift.
- I only eat all the chocolate Easter eggs for you , so there will be more of me to love.
- Easter Sunday is a chocolate fantasy in progress.
- This Easter I would give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter.
- There is nothing better than a good friend, except the Easter Bunny with a Chocolate Egg.
- If I don’t get An Ester egg this Easter don’t wake me!
- I don’t care what form my Easter chocolate comes in, bunnies or eggs!
- Easter without chocolate would become sundae!
- Chocolate Easter eggs are shinier than gold bars.
- World Peace Through Chocolate!
- How many chocolate Easter eggs is enough? We have till next year don’t we?
- The Easter bunny does not care if you are over weight or under weight your going to get and chocolate Easter egg.
- Job offering- Deliver chocolate one day of the year. Night shift.
- The Easter bunny wants to fatten your up with chocolate so he can get all the chicks this summer!
- There are only three things on Easter Sunday that matter – close family, good chocolate and, oh dear, what was that other one?
- To get a present for Christmas one must be good. For Easter it does not matter! Your going to get chocolate.
- The Easter bunny wants to sweeten up with chocolate.
- Once the Easter bunny was offered a job working with chocolate he hasn’t look back!
- Easter bunny most favourite saying “Once you consume chocolate, chocolate will consume you.”
- This Easter Sunday put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do. That way, at least you’ll get the most important thing done today.