Easter Duck Jokes

Easter Duck Jokes

Easter Jokes Puns

 



Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!

Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill.

Q: Would you like a duck egg for supper?
A: Only if you quack it for me.

Q: How do you get down from a duck?
A: A ladder!

Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”?
A: A duck with the hiccups.

Q: Why do ducks watch the news?
A: For the feather forecast!

Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the Ducktor.

Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?
A: I hope we Quack this case.

Q: What did the little duckling’s parents say when he was no longer shy around strangers?
A: That he had come out of his shell.

Q: What is a ducks favorite meal?
A: Soup and quackers.

Q: How do you make a tame duck wild?
A: Annoy it.

Q: What did the duck say to the banker?
A: My bill is bigger than yours.

Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: Why don’t you ever bring a duck with you into the washroom?
A:  Because it might be “a Pekin”!!

Q: How do you make a duck sing?
A:  Put it in the oven till it’s Bill Withers.

Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!

Easter Jokes Puns

Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
A: Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.

Q: Why did the duck cross the stream?
A: Unlike the chicken he knew he wasn’t allowed to cross the road.

Q: What do physics ducks say?
A: Quark, quark quark.

Q: Why don’t ducks were flip-flops to the beach?
A: The thong won’t fit between their toes.

Q: What is a ducks favorite snack?
A: Milk and animal quackers.

Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky!

Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?
A: Quackers and Milk.

Q: What did the duck say to the comedian?
A: You quack me up.

Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.

Q: What did the hunter tell his wife when he came home empty handed?
A:  They ducked.

Q: Why did the basketball player bring a duck to the game?
A. She wanted to shoot a fowl shot!

Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!

Easter Jokes Puns

Q: What’s the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
A: A difference of a pinion.

Q: What does a duck get after he eats?
A: A bill.

Q: What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?
A: A duck-filled-fatty-pus.

Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!

Q: What did the duck say to the comedian?
A: You quack me up.

Q: Why don’t ducks were flip-flops to the beach?
A: The thong won’t fit between their toes.

Q: What is a ducks favorite snack?
A: Milk and animal quackers.

Q: What did the hunter tell his wife when he came home empty handed?
A: They ducked.

Q: What did the little duckling’s parents say when he was no longer shy around strangers?
A: That he had come out of his shell.

Q: Why did the duck cross the stream?
A: Unlike the chicken he knew he wasn’t allowed to cross the road.

Easter Jokes Puns


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