Easter Egg Jokes

Easter Egg Jokes

Easter Jokes Puns



Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!

Q: What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A: Colored scrambled eggs!

Q: Why wouldn’t the egg take a hot bath?
A. He didn’t want to be hard boiled.

Q: How did the egg roll across the road?
A: It just rolled, silly!

Q: What do you call a sleeping egg?
A: Egg-zosted!

Q: What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?
A: I have no idea, but I bet it’s messy!

Q: Why did the egg go to the baseball game?

A. For the egg-stra innings!

Q: What kind of plants do eggs keep?
A: Eggplants!

Q: How do eggs stay healthy?
A: They “Egg-cercise”.

Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: Heard any good yolks lately?

Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A: He cracked up..

Q: What website do eggs go on to chat?
A: ”eggs.com”

Q: Why was the father egg so strict?
A: He was hard-boiled.

Q: What search engine do eggs use on the Internet?
A: Egg-site!

Q: How did the eggs leave the highway?
A: They went through the “Eggs-it”.

 Q: Why couldn’t the egg family watch T.V.?
A: Because their cable was scrambled.
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Q: What’s red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
A: An Easter egg rolling down the hill.

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
A: Egg yolks!

Q: What day does an egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.

Q: What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
A: You’re “Egg-stra special”.

Q: Why won’t eggs go out at night?
A: They don’t want to get “beat up”

Q: What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
A: An “Egg Head”.

Q: Why didn’t the egg play on the computer very much?
A: His brain would be fried.

Q: Why couldn’t the eggs go out on a hot summer day?
A: They were afraid they would fry!

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Q: What did the egg say to the clown?
A: You crack me up!

Q: What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A: They egg-cellerated.

Q: Why did the egg go to school?
A: To get “Egg-ucated”.

Q: What do you call an egg from outer space?
A: An “Egg-stra terrestial”

Q: Why did the egg cross the road?
A: Because he wasn’t a chicken yet!

Q: What sport are the eggs good at?
A: Running!

Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race?
A: Because an egg beater!

Q: What kind of plants do eggs keep?
A: Eggplants!

Q: How do eggs stay healthy?
A: They “Egg-cercise”

Q: Why couldn’t the eggs go out on a hot summer day?
A: They were afraid they would fry!

Q: What did the egg say to the clown?
A: You crack me up!

Q: What do you call an egg from outer space?
A: An “Egg-stra terrestial”.

Easter Jokes Puns

Q: Why couldn’t the egg family watch T.V.?
A: Because their cable was scrambled.

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?
A: I have no idea, but I bet it’s messy!

Q: Why did the egg cross the road?
A: Because he wasn’t a chicken yet!

Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: Heard any good yolks lately?

Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A: He cracked up..

Q: How did the eggs leave the highway?
A: They went through the “Eggs-it”.

Q: What do you call a sleeping egg?
A: Egg-zosted!

Q: What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A: They egg-cellerated.

Q: Why did the egg go to school?
A: To get “Egg-ucated”.

Q: What search engine do eggs use on the Internet?
A: Egg-site!

Q: What’s red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
A: An Easter egg rolling down the hill.

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