The Easter Bunny Pick Up Lines

The Easter Bunny Pick Up Lines

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m The Easter Bunny!

My foot isn’t the only part of me that’s lucky.

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

There’s an Easter parade in my pants … wanna go?

I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from — you may be surprised!

I’m in the mood to multiply, baby!

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

My ears are not the only things that are long!

There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!

I came here looking for a little tail.

Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!

Since I’m all about chocolate, how ’bout a little sugar?

You look cold. Want to use me as a fur jacket?

Me without you is like  the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs , aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Do you know what I did last night?  I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!

What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!

My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can’t hold on to it.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?

Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Ouch! My big teeth hurt! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin’.

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m Easter Bunny!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Nice to meet you, I’m Bunny. Easter Bunny and you are…gorgeous!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

Hi, I’m the Easter Bunny and I don’t care if you are naughty or nice!

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