Funny and random Easter puns!
None of this is serious, we’re just yolking around.
Q. How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A. He begins with 24 carrots.
Have an Eggshellent Easter!
Be eggstra careful this easter and don’t eat too much chocolate!
“I’m so egg-cited I just can’t hide it.”
I came across a rabbit all dressed up in the field today and cotton’tail (could not) if it was the the Easter bunny or not!
Q: What do you get if Peter rabbit keeps running around and around in a circle?
A: A re-Peter rabbit!
Q: What do you call a rabbit that stu……s… stu sssstutters?
Chick out this pun!
Let me out! I’m shell-shocked.
Q: Why did the little egg eggsit the plane at 10,000 feet?
A: To crack Humpty Dumpty’s high fall record!
Its funny but I eggspected this!
Better get cracking then.
How does the Easter bunny get all of those Easter eggs?
His mother eats chicken with oranges and then starts laying!
Egg-stra! Egg-stra! Read all about the Easter egg comedian cracking all the Easter eggs with his jokes!
Q: How did the egg climb the mountain?
A: It scrambled up.
Q: How do comedians like their eggs?
A: Funny side up.
Q: EGGSACTLY! where do you find information about eggs?
A: In the hencyclopedia!
Q: Why are rabbits so happy after winter?
A: Because spring is in the ‘hare’!
Q: Why is the Easter bunny so popular?
A: Because he is egg-stra special!
I hope the Easter bunny eggs-cellent job!
Q: Why was the Peter Rabbit so egg-stra special?
A: He never had a hare out of place!
Another Eggs-cuse for Chocolate!
Hacking a Easter egg always need a top cracker!
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Q: Did you hear about the story about the rainbow Colored Easter egg?
A: Well I have been dying to tell you!
The egg had to dye before becoming an Easter Egg!
To show your true colors, you have to come out of your shell.
Make sure you saviour these for later…