Easter Sunday Bunny Joke
A bald man was cruising along the freeway, when he noticed the Easter Bunny hopping along the middle of the road. He quickly swerved to avoid hitting the Easter bunny, but unfortunately the Easter bunny jumped right in front of his truck. The Easter bunny and his basket full of chocolate Easter eggs went flying all over the highway.
The bald man driving, being the type of guy that cares for animals , pulled over to the side of the freeway, and got out to see what had become of the Easter bunny. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was stone cold dead.
The driver felt so guilty and began to cry aloud.
A beautiful woman was driving down the same freeway and saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She jumped out of her car and asked the man what was the matter.
“I feel so terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally ran over the Easter Bunny and now it’s dead. There may not be an Easter ever again because of me. I don’t know what to do? “
The beautiful woman told the bald man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car, and pulled out a weird looking spray can that the bald man has never seen before. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up all the spilled Easter eggs and Easter candy, waved its lucky foot at the the bald man and the beautiful lady and hopped on down the road. 50 meters away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved, hopped another 50 meters and waved again!!!!
The bald man was absolutely astonished.
He said to the beautiful woman, “What in good heaven’s name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?”
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: “Hair spray. Restores life to dead hairs. Adds a permanent wave.”