Funny Easter Chick Jokes

Funny Easter Chick Jokes

Easter Chick jokes

Q: Which day of the week do chicks hate most?
A: Fry-day!

Q: What did the chick do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket!

Q: How do chickens dance?
A: Chick to chick!

Happy easter JokesQ: Why did the chick cross the netball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls!

Q: What time do chickens have dinner?
A: Six o cluck!

Q: What plants do chicks grow on?
A: Eggplants!

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: Because she was afraid someone would caesar!

Q: Why did the cute Roman chick cross the road?
A: To be closer to caesar!

Q: Which religious man do chickens fear most?
A: The friar!

Q: Why don’t chickens like people?
A: Because we beat eggs!

Q: Why did the rooster file for divorce?
A: He was tired of being hen-pecked!

Q: What happens when a chicken eats gunpowder?
A: She lays a hand gren-egg!

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo clock!

Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
A: Because it ran out of c-luck!

Cute Easter

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it all on the line!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off!

Q: What is Superchicken’s real identity?
A: Cluck Kent!

Q: Why did the rooster stay outside during the blizzard?
A: It was ‘fowl’ weather!

Q: Where do you young chicks find jokes to tell?
A: A yolk book.

Q: How do you stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday?
A: Eat him on Saturday!

Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It egg-splodes!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. She wanted to see the Easter bunny lay an egg!

Q: Why did the young chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!

Cute Easter JokeQ: Which dance is scary for a chicken to do?
A. The foxtrot!

Q: How long do chicks work laying eggs?
A. Around the cluck!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove that there was no chicken in him!

Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!

Q: Why did the young chick cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!

Q: Why do the Easer Bunny carry the egg across the road?
A: Because the chicken already crossed it!

Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell.

Q: What do you call the young chick outside the bar?
A: A bombshell.

chick JokesQ: What do you call the chick that can fight?
A: The bombshell!

Q: Why did the chick study Karate?
A: To crack eggs!

Q: Why did the chick study Judo?
A: To throw around the boys!

Q: What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
A: Pooched eggs!

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers pointed the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!

Q: What do chicken families do on a lazy afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!

Q: How do you know when a chicken is under arrest?
A: She’s wearing hencuffs!

Q: Why was the young chick in hencuffs?
A: Because she is a bombshell!

Q: Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because he was a dirty double crosser!

 


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