Funny Easter Jokes
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chili dog on a bun!
Q: What kind of money to Easter bunnies use?
A: Chocolate coins!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with no teeth?
A: A gummy rabbit!
Q: How do you start a bunny race?
A: Ready, steady, hop!
Q: Why did the rabbit get marry a bee?
A: Because he found his honey!
Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play!
Q: Do you know why it’s the Easter bunny not the Easter chick?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried bunny!
Q: When is easter bunny not the Easter bunny?
A: When he turns into chocolate!
Q: What is cleverer than a talking rabbit?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a rabbit?
A: A stripy jumper!
Q: How are rabbits like tigers in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!
Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sour bunny!
Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with the sun?
A: A sunny bunny!
A: The hop!
Q: What looks like half an Easter bunny?
A: The other half!
Q: What’s cute, white and bouncy?
A: A rabbit on a pogo stick!
Q: Why Easter eggs so small, these days?
A: Because they are made from condensed milk!
Q: Why did the Easter bunny keep getting smaller?
A: He was on a diet of condensed milk!
Q: Why don’t rabbits like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!
Q: Why do rabbits always eat raw carrots?
A: They don’t know how to cook!
Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes!
Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!
Q: Why did the crazy bunny cross the road half way?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line!
Q: Why do rabbits dig holes?
A: So Alice can go down them!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you!
Q: What do you call a rabbit that can pick up an elephant ?
Q: Why doesn’t the Easter bunny have any money?
A: Because he kept hopping from one bad investment to the next.
Q: What happened when the Easter bunny went to the chocolate expo?
A: He stole the show!
Q: What’s white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt rabbit.
Q: Why does the Easter bunny wear sneakers?
A: So that he can sneak around your house hiding eggs!
Q: What did the blonde name her pet rabbit?
Q: What do you call a laughable and mildly entertaining rabbit?
A: A lame rabbit.
Q: Why was the rabbit always poor?
A: He kept passing over opportunities repeatedly!