Kids Easter Jokes

Kids Easter Jokes

Kids Easter Jokes



Q. Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny!

Q. What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A. Cheer up!

Easter EggsQ. How do you make a Easter rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!

Q. Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken’s day off!

Q. Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
A. Because it was Easter Sunday and you had to get your eggs!

Q. Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
A. Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A. A bleek bunny!

Q. What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A. Hot, cross bunnies!

Q. Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A. He didn’t have the hare fare!

Q. Why did the egg cross the road?
A. Because he wasn’t a chicken yet!

Q. What’s red, pink and purple with green all over?
A. An Easter egg rolling down the hill!

Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken!

Q. Why couldn’t the egg family watch T.V.?
A. Because their cable was scrambled!

easter 2013Q. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A. One. After that the basket won’t be empty!

Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain!

Q. Why is the Easter bunny a wanted hacker?
A. Beacause he kept leave Easter eggs every where!

Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A. It’s been nice gnawing ya!

Q. How did the eggs leave the highway?
A. They went through the “Eggs-it”!

Q. How do eggs stay healthy?
A. They do rolling “Egg-cercises”!

Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny!

Q. What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A. A hare-net!

easter egg basketQ. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A. Hoppy Easter!

Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending!

Q. Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Q. How do you post a bunny?
A. Hare mail!

Q. Why did the rabbit cross the road
A. Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.

Q. What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day’s work?
A. Tired.

Q. What do you call a rabbit on Easter Sunday?
A. The Easter bunny!

Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A. He cracked up.

Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It has four rabbits’ feet!

easter bunny Q. Why do rabbits dislike Easter?
A. They always spend the day after Easter plucking the buckshot out of their tails.

Q. Why did the Easter bunny hide when he saw the kid with the car keys?
A. I’m no lucky foot!

Q. Why don’t bunnies like crossing the road?
A. One little mistake and there become luck feet!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with one foot?
A. Lucky!

Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither–the Easter Bunny!

Q. What day does an egg hate the most?
A. Fry-days.

Q. What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?
A. I have no idea, but I bet it’s messy!

Q. Why did the egg go to school?
A. To get “Egg-u-cated”.

Q. Why was the father egg so strict?
A. He was hard-boiled.

Q. What do you call a sleeping egg?
A. Egg-zosted!

Easter JokesQ. What part did the egg play in the movies?
A. He was an “Egg-stra”.

Q. What did the egg say to the floor?
A. You crack me up!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!


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