Top 10 Easter Egg Jokes
Q. What did the Easter egg say to the clown?
A. You crack me up!
Q. What part did the Easter egg play in the movies?
A. He was an “Egg-stra”.
Q. What did the Easter eggs do when the light turned green?
A. They egg-cellerated.
Q. What do you call an egg who is goes Easter egg hunting too much?
A. An “Egg Head”.
Q. What sport are the Easter eggs good at?
Q. What did the Easter eggs do on the Internet?
A. They looked for a good Easter egg-site! (like this one)
Q. What’s red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
A. An Easter egg rolling down the hill.
Q. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?
A. They don’t want to get “beat up”.
Q. How did the Easter egg roll across the road?
A. It just rolled, silly!
Q. Why was the little girl sad after the race?
A. Because an Easter egg beater!