Top 10 Easter Jokes for Kids
Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A: Just look for the gray hares.
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that sat in the sun too long?
A: A runny bunny.
Q: Why did the old man put the Easter Bunny on his head?
A: Because he had no hare.
Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for three hours.
Q: What kind of plants do Easter eggs grow?
Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one. After that, it’s no longer empty.
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken.
Q: Why are people tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march.
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