Top 10 Egg Jokes

Top 10 Egg Jokes

  Egg Jokes

Q: What did Snow White call her chicken?
A: Egg white.

Q: How do comedians like their eggs?
A: Funny side up!

Q: What size pants does the overweight egg wear?
A: Eggstra-large.

Q: What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
A: You’re “Egg-stra special”.

Q: What line do chickens use at the supermarket?
A: They use the eggs-press line.

Q: Where do you find information about eggs?
A: In the hen-cyclopedia!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian?
A: An eggs-traterrestrial!

Q: What do you call an egg with cowboy boots?
A: A western omelette!

Q: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
A: An eggs-plorer!

Q: What did the egg say to the stand up comedian?
A: You crack me up!


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