Top 10 Egg Jokes
Q: What did Snow White call her chicken?
A: Egg white.
Q: How do comedians like their eggs?
A: Funny side up!
Q: What size pants does the overweight egg wear?
Q: What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
A: You’re “Egg-stra special”.
Q: What line do chickens use at the supermarket?
A: They use the eggs-press line.
Q: Where do you find information about eggs?
A: In the hen-cyclopedia!
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian?
A: An eggs-traterrestrial!
Q: What do you call an egg with cowboy boots?
A: A western omelette!
Q: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
A: An eggs-plorer!
Q: What did the egg say to the stand up comedian?
A: You crack me up!