Top 10 Rabbit Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the rabbit that married a rich guy?
A: She became a billionhaire!
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A: A hare dryer!
Q: What would you call the Easter rabbit if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite game?
Q: Why did the rabbit go on American Idol?
A: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Q: What type of dance moves are rabbits famous for?
A: Hip Hop!
Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Q: Do you hear about the rabbit from america that could sing?
A: Is name was USB!
Q: Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
A: She was fed up with the hole thing!
Q: What do you get when you pour hot coffee down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny!